If the Beatles Worked at McDonalds
||Oh, so you wanted a Big Mac? Too bad then, fatass.
||And your total is $9.68. It's okay if you don't want to pay. I'll pay for you, love. /wink/
||Um, just to let you know, your Big Mac tastes bloody marvelous. Here, have some ketchup packets.
||/Gives you the wrong order/
12:19 pm • 3 October 2012 • 6,515 notes
Intelligence is attractive.
But witty intelligence is even better.
I like someone who isn’t afraid to tease me and be sarcastic.
I don’t want all our conversations to be serious. What’s the fun in that?
(Source: wifeyviolet, via jimmypageturner)
12:03 am • 30 September 2012 • 103,990 notes